Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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