i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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