He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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