fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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