Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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