He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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