Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
kristin has been a bad kristin
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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