My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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