so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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