I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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