i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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