I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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