Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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