from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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