dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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