Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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