so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
