i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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