Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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