Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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