So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
And then he peed in my hair
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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