what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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