i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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