Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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