Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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