brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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