My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
