if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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