youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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