Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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