Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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