SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
