How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Sponge bath it is.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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