I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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