hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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