she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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