I forgot how hot balto sounded
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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