I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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