I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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