Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize