i can't believe i had my finger in that
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
