I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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