i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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