we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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