i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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