This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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