Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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