I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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