and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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