He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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