I got chris browned last night
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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