I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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