Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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