That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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