You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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