remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
