that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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