belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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