Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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