I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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