why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
