So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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